Score: 10

"very original."

submission: This Game is a Joke

date: July 17, 2008

rather then making a some what challenging game like many others would do you just made one that was completely easy yet fun. if it wasn't for the jokes, naked chick and the drugs (kids don't do drugs) this game would've been a piece of crap. the graphics are pretty amazing but the protagonist looks kind of like he's limping to me but still the animation is great and the visuals themselves are pretty impressive. the sound maybe limited but the music choice is a good choice indeed. making a sequel would be a great idea just add in more naked chicks, extra levels for the ladies bis and homos, enemies that fight but cause no harm, more puzzles, more jokes and make it longer.

Score: 8

"a very good fighting game."

submission: Mobs Down

date: July 17, 2008

the story is pretty good and sort of reminds me of Streets of Rage. the gameplay is pretty fun but I found it kind of useless to have the ability to pick up things cause there's rarely anything to pick up through the game. the fighting its self is pretty solid thanks to good controls and also the ability to change them to make easier. the A.I in this game is pretty good and its one of the best A.I I've seen in the game, granted the A.I doesn't do all that much other then surround you on both sides but its still some of the smartest I've seen besides you don't see the A.I do much other then fight you face to face and the boss fights are pretty challenging. the graphics are also top notch and are some of the best I've seen for a flash game, the visuals are awesome and the animation are pretty impressive, although there are some faults like the kick which looks kinda clunky in a way and the death animation isn't bad but it just looks like they're falling down in slow motion and I really think it should be a little faster than that.

Score: 3

"a really bad zombie survival game."

submission: Zombie Hole

date: July 15, 2008

the story is pretty original considering that most games that have zombies have to do with a virus. but this game has a lot of problems such as bad English, dumb zombie AI and glitches. the gameplay is really boring the weapons don't make any sense, when using the pistol you'll see the round coming out of your arm and when using any weapon they all seem to using the same rounds. I was kind of shocked when I saw that the shot gun and machine gun were using the same rounds as the pistol yet they packed more punch also the shot gun seems to be carrying 100 rounds which I found really odd sense the usually carry 8 rounds and how it doesn't damage 2 zombies that are standing close to each other. another thing about the weapons is how they would hit the target after the bullet tracer passes by. I mean if you shot something and you saw the bullet tracer passing by then after a second when it disappears the target gets shot, this makes absolutely no sense and I kind of thing of it as a glitch. speaking of glitches one of the zombies had a wall behind him and he got stuck, it kind of looked like he had his back glued. and when I shot him he popped out of the map and I still managed to finish him off and when I was trying to enter that cave there was an invisible barrier blocking my way. the zombies are also dumb as they continue to run into things and get stuck and most of the time they don't even go around. the graphics are pretty bland, the visuals are all right but I've noticed how some blood looks more detailed than other blood but at least the environment looked o.k. the animation was pretty good when it comes to the blood splattering on the ground but awful when it comes to zombies dying, when a zombie is killed he's just instantly lying on the ground dead and you don't even see the animation of him falling. one last thing I have to point is the map, its practically useless. it doesn't tell you where the zombies are but it least it tells you where the objective is.

Score: 1

"adding in cheats really proves how broken this is."

submission: Divine Intervention pt. 1

date: July 8, 2008

this game just flat out sucks. you can't kill the first enemy without the cheat for all weapons so you could have the shot gun. I've tried countless times to take him out with the pistol and my shots had no effect on him. also when it comes with the third enemy he never dies! I've used the shotgun against him and he never died. there's even a major glitch where my shots would go through my enemies. most of the time of the enemy is just 2inchs away from my shotgun and it doesn't hurt them. there are a few good sides however, the graphics are pretty cool. animation is nice except for the blood, and the visuals are pretty good except for the blood. I really didn't like the animation of the blood pouring out of your head and it really didn't look all that good visually to me. it really surprises me how this game got a 4.05/5.00 and was daily feature as well as weekly second place.

Score: 2

"not all that great"

submission: Meinke in Vietnam V 1.02

date: July 7, 2008

the game really isn't all that fun. the gameplay is all right in some cases but its really not all that fun and I think it was a terrible idea for players to immediately jump into first - person mode rather then saying "Level Complete" and giving you the status and there would be a button that would say continue or something. I've also noticed a few enemies not firing their weapons, it could just be me but that what it looked like. the only good thing about the gameplay was how you could duel wield. the graphics are pretty mediocre especially the animation it seems to be bit clunky, and the visuals themselves aren't all that great. the sound on the other hand seems to be good, the voice acting while limited seems all right but the guns do sound pretty good. however the sound is too limit so its hard to give it a high score.

Score: 6

"what happened to originality these days?"

submission: Ragdoll

date: July 6, 2008

can't people be original anymore? I feel like I've been going back to the same game again and again thinking "wow I wonder how much fun this is going to be" I've played through around 3 to 4 of these and they are all the same: just moving a stick figure around in an white empty room and watch him blood and enjoy the rag doll. don't get me wrong the rag doll is really good but I've been seeing the same thing over and over again. why can't people just put rag doll effects in a side scroller shooter game one that has a story and levels! that'll be pretty new considering I've never seen rag doll effects in any other type of games.

Score: 1

"a very terrible game"

submission: Star Wars Side Scroller

date: July 1, 2008

this game is just awful. the gameplay is really terrible and repetitive. its just so boring that I never made near level 2, in fact I've been wondering when am'I done with the first level cause it seems to drag on and on. the graphics are terrible as well. the animation is all right but the visuals themselves aren't so good, I've seen a few glitches like a star being attached to a meteor. the meteors seem to be more detailed than the A-wing. the sound is awful as there is only one sound effect and no music.

Score: 5

"not so good."

submission: Fire Man - Incoming Storm

date: June 29, 2008

the games doesn't suck but its not all that good. the story is pretty is both good and bad. its good because the controls are O.K at best (I'll explain later) and there are plenty of enemies to kill and plenty of platform jumping. but its also bad because the enemies would respawn (especially if you left that said and went back you would see the same enemies in there same spots) and the jumping really sucks, you have to jump to the lowest platform which makes total sense but some of the platforms I tried to jump aren't even all that high and you would expect to get up there. there's no pick-ups (health, power-ups, weapons etc) and the first boss (which is the only boss I fought) really sucks. its a pretty creative boss but it just sucks cause the guy would just suck you in or blow you away which is highly annoying and when ever I kill the boss he would just reappear (I kind of have the same problem with other enemies, they seem to be invulnerable when ever they're at the end of the other side of the side so I have to get close to them just to kill them) and when ever I try to close by jumping on the wall (if its even a wall) I always fall down to my death and I really don"t know if it's the boss the jumping. the graphics are pretty good showing good visuals and animation although there are a few minor glitches and the music is pretty good too.

Score: 6

"I've saved 7541 people without moving."

submission: Suckaz

date: June 20, 2008

believe me its true and I also managed to make it up to level 2 without doing anything at all (literally) and I also dodged all the shots from two of those turrets (if thats what they are cause they look like them except there in the middle of space without a main ship) without moving at all. with this all being said the game is kind of flawed and has major problems. I really don't think a player should be able to make it up to level 2 and manage to save 7,541 people without moving and/or attacking. I understand that theres a number count of how many people have been saved but it still doesn't make any sense. the game play really isn't all that bad but it has major flaws but the visuals and animation as well as the sound are all pretty good.

Score: 8

"better than the first."

submission: Combat Instinct 2

date: June 16, 2008

this one plays out better than the first now that you have a cover system. the weaponry isn't much as you only have one more weapon than you did in the first (th first one you only had 2 but in this one you have 3). the only enemies that seem to return are the soldiers, snipers and fighter pilots the rest are new which is a good thing. the visuals are also improved and so much more detail but the animation is still the same though they're good (however they are kind of slow). I'm glad you took down that insult I was complaining about in the first game.