Score: 10

"very original."

submission: This Game is a Joke

date: July 17, 2008

rather then making a some what challenging game like many others would do you just made one that was completely easy yet fun. if it wasn't for the jokes, naked chick and the drugs (kids don't do drugs) this game would've been a piece of crap. the graphics are pretty amazing but the protagonist looks kind of like he's limping to me but still the animation is great and the visuals themselves are pretty impressive. the sound maybe limited but the music choice is a good choice indeed. making a sequel would be a great idea just add in more naked chicks, extra levels for the ladies bis and homos, enemies that fight but cause no harm, more puzzles, more jokes and make it longer.

Score: 8

"a very good fighting game."

submission: Mobs Down

date: July 17, 2008

the story is pretty good and sort of reminds me of Streets of Rage. the gameplay is pretty fun but I found it kind of useless to have the ability to pick up things cause there's rarely anything to pick up through the game. the fighting its self is pretty solid thanks to good controls and also the ability to change them to make easier. the A.I in this game is pretty good and its one of the best A.I I've seen in the game, granted the A.I doesn't do all that much other then surround you on both sides but its still some of the smartest I've seen besides you don't see the A.I do much other then fight you face to face and the boss fights are pretty challenging. the graphics are also top notch and are some of the best I've seen for a flash game, the visuals are awesome and the animation are pretty impressive, although there are some faults like the kick which looks kinda clunky in a way and the death animation isn't bad but it just looks like they're falling down in slow motion and I really think it should be a little faster than that.

Score: 3

"a really bad zombie survival game."

submission: Zombie Hole

date: July 15, 2008

the story is pretty original considering that most games that have zombies have to do with a virus. but this game has a lot of problems such as bad English, dumb zombie AI and glitches. the gameplay is really boring the weapons don't make any sense, when using the pistol you'll see the round coming out of your arm and when using any weapon they all seem to using the same rounds. I was kind of shocked when I saw that the shot gun and machine gun were using the same rounds as the pistol yet they packed more punch also the shot gun seems to be carrying 100 rounds which I found really odd sense the usually carry 8 rounds and how it doesn't damage 2 zombies that are standing close to each other. another thing about the weapons is how they would hit the target after the bullet tracer passes by. I mean if you shot something and you saw the bullet tracer passing by then after a second when it disappears the target gets shot, this makes absolutely no sense and I kind of thing of it as a glitch. speaking of glitches one of the zombies had a wall behind him and he got stuck, it kind of looked like he had his back glued. and when I shot him he popped out of the map and I still managed to finish him off and when I was trying to enter that cave there was an invisible barrier blocking my way. the zombies are also dumb as they continue to run into things and get stuck and most of the time they don't even go around. the graphics are pretty bland, the visuals are all right but I've noticed how some blood looks more detailed than other blood but at least the environment looked o.k. the animation was pretty good when it comes to the blood splattering on the ground but awful when it comes to zombies dying, when a zombie is killed he's just instantly lying on the ground dead and you don't even see the animation of him falling. one last thing I have to point is the map, its practically useless. it doesn't tell you where the zombies are but it least it tells you where the objective is.

Score: 10

"I love it."

submission: Shimmy (DjD)

date: July 17, 2008

System of A Down happens to be one of my favorite bands and this was a great remix (if thats what you call it)